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Here at Darth Vato (sloppy reggae band) we try to play music that people can dance to (Humpty dance), and we are
always on the lookout for new shows at major venues (a frat party or mixer). Typically we play for fun (cash money)
and excitement (free beer), but we are always up for new incentives (hot chicks). The crowds seem to like us (not our music),
and the guys (from Sig Ep) seem to think that we have a style of our own (Sublime). You might be hearing us a lot in the
future (CD-R), and we hope to give the people what they want (more covers, less originals). Until then you might want to
come check us out at one of our numerous shows (practice at Heim's house on Monday's), and be sure to ask us for our opinions
on politics (Free Mary Jane). We can recommend some other local bands (for money), and we can even take you on a tour to see
where the local stars live (John Price's house). Our main goal here at Darth Vato is that you (I mean us), the fans (us),
enjoy your (our) time at any club we play. Thanks for visiting the website (promotional domain), and please drop us an email
(only if you want to pay us money and/or beer). Have a good day (Get lost!). |
