Darth Vato : Denim Page

We salute Jorts and all things denim.

This page is dedicated to the men and women of the world who find multiple uses for the world's most amazing fabric material: denim. The following definitions are ways of combining two words to make one. This is a precise and concise list of the words that we will all come to love and cherish. Email any other denim word nominees to us and we will consider adding your nominee to the list. Stay tuned for pictures of that fabulous material in action. The pictures will probably be of Kerry performing with Darth Vato.

Jorts – jean shorts
Bleans – black jeans
Bjorts – black jean shorts
Jirt – jean shirt
Jhakis – jean khakis
Blacket – black jean jacket
Greans – green jeans
Grorts – green jean shorts
Jress – jean dress
Dreans – wearing jeans under a dress
Dirt – denim skirt
Plirt – pleated denim skirt
Japris – jean capris
Yorts – yellow jean shorts
Jedband – jean headband
Jat – jean hat
Jocks – jean socks
Jhoes – jean shoes
Joveralls – jean coveralls
Joots – jean boots
Jloves – jean gloves
Joxers – jean boxers
Jictures – family pictures where everyone dress in jeans
Jand – a band that wears all denim
Jipotle – wearing denim while at Chipotle
Jupholstry – jean upholstery (found in some cars)
Jeets – jean sheets
Jurtains – jean curtains
Bleanket – jean blanket
Jurse – jean purse
Jackpack – jean backpack
Jajamas - jean pajamas
Jouch - jean couch
Jneakers - jean sneakers
Jandana - jean bandana
Daisy Jukes - jean daisy dukes
Jhong - jean thong
Durtains - denim curtain
Dra - denim bra
Jongregation - a congregation wearing all jeans
Jombrero - jean sombrero
Jollar – the denim collar on a shirt

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