1. After hours of riding, a surfboard can still get wet.
2. When I lay down on a surfboard, it doesn't complain about my weight.
3. Surfboards are long and hard and....oh wait, wrong list.
4. I can use a surfboard as a place to set beer and food.
5. Surfboards taste like salt water rather than fish.
6. My surfboard doesn't get jealous when I ride my friend's surfboard.
7. After a long workout, my surfboard does not mind being close to me.
8. I don't have to worry about baby surfboards if I don't wear a condom.
9. My surfboard likes when I'm on top.
10. When I beat up my surfboard, no one cares as much. |
