VS.
We've all wondered who would win a war between
the El Camino SS and the band Camino.
Now the Darth Vato Think Tank gives you the breakdown:
| Category |
Reasoning |
Winner |
| Bass Attack |
Jeremy Hull easily wins this one for Camino. The El Camino SS doesn't even have an amp. No contest on this one. |
Camino |
| Cruise Control |
With a smooth and steady set list, Camino wins this category. Cruise control was not even available on the El Camino SS. |
Camino |
| Muscle |
While Scott does maintain a healthy diet and rigorous workout routine, the El Camino SS has a lot more muscle. It IS a muscle car. |
El Camino SS |
| Speed |
With its speedy motor and sleek design, the El Camino SS can reach 60mph in 4 seconds, while it takes Camino about half a set list to reach peak speed. |
El Camino SS |
| Dexterity |
Stereo Dave and Scott cannot be beaten when it comes to hand skills. The El Camino SS does not even have hands! |
Camino |
| Volume |
Perhaps the closest race on this list, we have to give this category to El Camino SS. Camino may rattle the metal walls of the Aardvark, but the roar of the El Camino SS rattles the wall of every house on the block. |
El Camino SS |
| Energy |
Both of these contestants are very cunning. They both look very energetic and spirited, yet they remain calm in performance. But during performance, Camino is able to rock harder behind the kick drum of E Dogg. |
Camino |
| Look |
Although going shoeless draws a lot of attention to Camino, the El Camino SS has a truck bed! It's a car with a truck bed! El Camino has "The Look." |
El Camino SS |
| Ability to get laid |
While E Dogg might ruin this one for Camino, we found that owning and driving the El Camino SS gets a guy nothing but points and jeers. And we know Camino gets laid all the time. Go Camino! |
Camino |
As you can see, the totals are:
Camino - 5 El Camino SS - 4
Looks like Camino is our champion.
Check them out and get laid, too. |
